puddle water is basically cigarettes for dogs

Somebody made a Steam game where you can really play the fake games from those mobile game ads

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is-is that the title of the game

"he would not fucking say that" has a younger sibling called "i don't know what he WOULD say but whatever it is its not THAT"

I’m always saying this 👆🏻💯

Taxi driver: "Can you imagine that??? A man wearing pink!!!"

Me, a trans woman dressed completely in pink about to do the funniest thing ever with my deep voice: "No I really can't."

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nightcore has been invented for the sixth or seventh time

dude your femme just fucking bit me

Someone give my man Davy Jones his fukckcing 3DS back we supposed to do some animal crossing today

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